Certainly not the boys who are shooting their urine into their own mouths, smelling and tasting the asparagus they had for dinner.
These things are just as shocking and messy as urine.
Part of the difficulty may be the need to acknowledge that children are sexual beings.
And teens saw that it was good! How does it actually perform? Ideally, this discovery provides a wonderful opportunity for teaching children about their own sexuality and about the differences between public and private activities.
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If fathers really are passing the secret knowledge of turning yourself into a gurgling water fountain down to their sons, is there any point to it other than being gross and asserting some kind of feral masculinity? Perhaps bubbling could have made our relationship stronger, less strained.